QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain