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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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