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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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