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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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