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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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