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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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