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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

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Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

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