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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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