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Shcool Crossing

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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas


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