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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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