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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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