Slammed Grinch
Would you drink beer with a goat on a boat?
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com