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Would you drink beer with a goat on a boat?

Slammed Grinch thanks to Shawn Payton

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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