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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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