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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

The further the soul advances, the greater are the adversaries against which it must contend. - Evagrius of Pontus

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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