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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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