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Soul Repair

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Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul. - Walt Whitman

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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