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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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