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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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