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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy


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