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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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