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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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