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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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