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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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