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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

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We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

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I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

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This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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