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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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