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The Last Photo I Took

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The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

When you won't need your camera again

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

The Last Photo I Took thanks to Gene Jaster

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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