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The Story of 20 Toes

There, I toe'd you so!

The Story of 20 Toes thanks to Warren Ralston

Much too long a story for most guys I know of...

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


Bright Bookshelf

Saddle Surprise

Politicians Be Like

Senior Aerobics

Foiled Again

Redneck Beer Hunter

Pair Produce

Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother

Fourk

Women's Outhouse

Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler

Steering Wheel For Couples

Confined By Walls

Moon Descent