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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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