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Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome

Expect the unexpected on logging roads

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

You can't cling to the side your whole life. One lesson every parent needs to teach a child is, If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim.' - Jeannette Walls

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - Theodore Roosevelt

I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf


Interuption Charge

Reach For Your Dreams

Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike