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Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome

Expect the unexpected on logging roads

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

QuotaBills
Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

You can't cling to the side your whole life. One lesson every parent needs to teach a child is, If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim.' - Jeannette Walls


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