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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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