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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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