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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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