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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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