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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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