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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

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