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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

These are the times that try men's souls. - Thomas Paine

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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