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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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