Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski