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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Malediction: The way men talk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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