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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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