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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch


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