Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller