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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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