Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

These are the times that try men's souls. - Thomas Paine

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell