Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Malediction: The way men talk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken