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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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