Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge