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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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