Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch