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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

If a man thinks he is not conceited, he is very conceited indeed. - C S Lewis

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has. - Epictetus

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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