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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. - Abraham Lincoln

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence J Peter

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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