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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

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