World's First Handheld Computer
Compaq's IPAQ - first made in IRAQ
QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco