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Cleopatra: Queen of denial. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker


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