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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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