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ASCII Art - Walking Man

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ASCII Art - Walking Man thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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