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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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