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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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