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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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