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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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