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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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