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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy


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