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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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