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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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