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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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