Bloodsucker Bank

Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield