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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

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Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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