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Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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