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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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