Bloodsucker Bank

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind