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Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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