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Bloodsucker Bank

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume


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