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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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