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Canada Storms on East and West Coasts

Extensive winter storm damage across Canada

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... 88cm of snow fell in Halifax and Newfoundland. Newfie fisherman prepares for storm...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Downtown Halifax...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Learning to live with snow in Eastern Canada...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Newfie sunset - if you can find it...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Vancouver and Victoria: Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... Here is a photo of the damage from the terrible coastal storm that passed through Victoria last week. Most people stayed home and most schools were cancelled. It really makes you cherish what you have...

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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