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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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