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Candle-lit Christmas Tree

German and Danish tradition of candles on the Christmas Tree

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Doesn't it look beautiful!

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Oops - one of them 'drooped' ... Fire hazard of the Season - time to build another house...

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Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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