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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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