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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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