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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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