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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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