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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

Motorcyclist with mirror strategy

Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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