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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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