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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

Motorcyclist with mirror strategy

Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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