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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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