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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

Motorcyclist with mirror strategy

Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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