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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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