QuotaBillsLaughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock