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The Battle of the Little Bighorn (known to Lakota as the Battle of the Greasy Grass), and commonly referred to as Custer's Last Stand, was an armed engagement between combined forces of the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho tribes, against the 7th Cavalry Regiment of the United States Army. The battle, which occurred June 25–26, 1876, near the Little Bighorn River in eastern Montana Territory, was the most prominent action of the Great Sioux War of 1876. The fight was an overwhelming victory for the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho, led by several major war leaders, including Crazy Horse and Chief Gall, inspired by the visions of Sitting Bull. The U.S. 7th Cavalry, including the Custer Battalion, a force of 700 men led by George Armstrong Custer, suffered a severe defeat. Five of the 7th Cavalry's twelve companies were annihilated; Custer was killed, as were two of his brothers, a nephew, and a brother-in-law. The total U.S. casualty count, including scouts, was 268 dead and 55 injured.
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The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman
History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell
I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha
U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker
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It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
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I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain
Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee
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A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi
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We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
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Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
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Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli
History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill
History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke
History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy
The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman
History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell
I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha
U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker
Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain
Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee
I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia
We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant
A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost
History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson
God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr
Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush
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