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The Battle of the Little Bighorn (known to Lakota as the Battle of the Greasy Grass), and commonly referred to as Custer's Last Stand, was an armed engagement between combined forces of the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho tribes, against the 7th Cavalry Regiment of the United States Army. The battle, which occurred June 25–26, 1876, near the Little Bighorn River in eastern Montana Territory, was the most prominent action of the Great Sioux War of 1876. The fight was an overwhelming victory for the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho, led by several major war leaders, including Crazy Horse and Chief Gall, inspired by the visions of Sitting Bull. The U.S. 7th Cavalry, including the Custer Battalion, a force of 700 men led by George Armstrong Custer, suffered a severe defeat. Five of the 7th Cavalry's twelve companies were annihilated; Custer was killed, as were two of his brothers, a nephew, and a brother-in-law. The total U.S. casualty count, including scouts, was 268 dead and 55 injured.
History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher
It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle
The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck
The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman
People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin
History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias
If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee
More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost
I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump
History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie
I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps
There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher
It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle
The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck
The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman
People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin
History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer
It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias
If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee
More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost
I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump
History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie
I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps
There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey
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