Cyclist Mailbox
Why Bubba lets his wife pickup the mail
How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T
QuotaBillsI get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz