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Daisy Anomaly

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Daisy, Daisy - give me your answer TWO...

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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