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My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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