Diverse Women Drivers

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer