Diverse Women Drivers

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright