Dog Walking - Remotely

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com