Dog Walking - Remotely

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles