QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers
We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn
In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson
Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown
Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown
If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller