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Dog Walking - Remotely

Walking the dog AND watching the game!

Dog Walking - Remotely thanks to Karen Moore

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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