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Dog Walking For a Healthy Lifestyle

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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