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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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