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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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