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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

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Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel


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