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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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