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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

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The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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