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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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