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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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