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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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