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Dubai-ous Hotel

The Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Dubai-ous Hotel thanks to Ali Tabrizi

It's $75 U.S. just to get in the gate to look at this place! It took 18 months to build, and had the top 5 architects in Europe to design it. Estimated cost: $80 million U.S. Hotel opened June 2003 for tourists.

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn


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