Easter Cats

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen