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Five Stages of a Female's Life

Are you growing up or slimming down?

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

1. To Grow Up

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

2. To Fill Out

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

3. To Slim Down

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

4. To Hold It In

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

5. To Heck with it...

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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