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Five Stages of a Female's Life

Are you growing up or slimming down?

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

1. To Grow Up

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

2. To Fill Out

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

3. To Slim Down

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

4. To Hold It In

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

5. To Heck with it...

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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