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Five Stages of a Female's Life

Are you growing up or slimming down?

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

1. To Grow Up

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

2. To Fill Out

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

3. To Slim Down

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

4. To Hold It In

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

5. To Heck with it...

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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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