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Five Stages of a Female's Life

Are you growing up or slimming down?

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

1. To Grow Up

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

2. To Fill Out

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

3. To Slim Down

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

4. To Hold It In

Five Stages of a Female's Life thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

5. To Heck with it...

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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