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Flower Pot Garden

Lots 'o Pots - Gardening Heaven to some...

'I need a small favour... if it's not too much trouble. I am going away on vacation and I need someone to water my plants while I am gone. In this hot weather they'll probably need water twice a day. Thanks a lot. I'll send you a postcard.'
Flower Pot Garden thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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