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Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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