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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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