QuotaBillsWhoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream. - Abraham Lincoln
When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com