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Hazard Pay for Florida Power and Light Workers

Just another day at work in the beautiful Florida sun

A Florida Power Light crew putting in lines for an addition to the Orlando International Airport found the following in a culvert they were using...
Hazard Pay for Florida Power and Light Workers thanks to Don Delcourt

Hazard Pay for Florida Power and Light Workers thanks to Don Delcourt

and the Rattlesnake roundup totaled 87...

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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