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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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