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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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