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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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