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Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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