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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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