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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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