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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson


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