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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue. - Archie Bunker

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor


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