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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. - Andrew Lang

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's not for me to hold any grudges or anything like that. - Mike Phelan

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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