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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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