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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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