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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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