QuotaBillsKeep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi