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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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