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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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