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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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