QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky