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How To Spot An Amish Terrorist

Tips on what to look for in Lancaster, Pennsylvania

How To Spot An Amish Terrorist thanks to Martin Grosse

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The basis of optimism is sheer terror. - Oscar Wilde

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

What could we do? There was a reign of terror. - Nikita Krushchev

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. - Alfred Hitchcock

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. - Margaret Thatcher

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies


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