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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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