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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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