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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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